Very interesting article about sperm!
http://blogs.currentprotocols.com/?p=808
MISTRESS EVA LORDES thinks: Do I need men? No. I dont plan on having kids! But I love Dominating men abd I love being served by them.
Sep
25
http://news.aol.com/article/in-a-first-an-aids-vaccine-shows-some/684954?cid=12
MISTRESS EVA LORDES: I hope and pray that this is a start to a vaccine that will prevent AIDS!
Sep
25
By Erin Donnelly
Being an oral goddess may not be your top priority, but it’s a pretty handy (or, er, mouthy) skill to have. After all, who doesn’t want to be the kind of gal whose mere memory can bring a wistful smile to any ex’s face? And if that doesn’t convince you to upgrade your oral game, consider the benefits of potential reciprocity.
Check out these expert tips from research sexologist, sex journalist, Lemondrop contributor and “The Sex Bible” author Susan Crain Bakos. Going dowwwwwwwwwwn …
Putting On the Condom
If this isn’t your long-term guy, he should be wearing a condom. And while he can probably put it on with his eyes closed it’s sexier if you do it … with your mouth.
Bakos advises rubbing a small amount of lubricant onto him before putting a non-lubricated condom, tip facing in, in your mouth with the the ring in front of your teeth. Use your tongue to keep the tip in place against the roof of your mouth as you lower your head and use your lips to gently unroll the condom down the shaft.
The Lead-Up
Kiss and lick his inner thighs while you tease his testicles — lightly scratch, pull, roll them around, and pull them one at a time in your mouth. While you’re attending to his balls, run your fingers up and down his shaft.
“Once he’s erect, get comfortable, either kneeling beside him, between his legs or perpendicular to his body. Or bring him to the edge of the bed and kneel on the floor. Wet your lips and be sure that your lips cover your teeth. Run your tongue around the head of his penis to moisten it.”
The Basics
“Hold the base of his penis firmly in one hand,” Bakos continues. “With the other hand, form a circle of your thumb and forefinger–what sex expert Lou Paget calls ‘the ring and the seal’–to prevent him from going in further than you would like. Twist that hand along the shaft as you move your mouth up and down.”
The Extras
Bakos recommends swirling your tongue around the head, then working it in long strokes up and down the shaft. Lick along the ridge of the corona (the ridge connecting head and shaft) while working the shaft with your hands.
“Strum the frenulum (the elastic band of tissue on the underside of the shaft) with your tongue, then lick the raphe (the seam on the underside of the shaft, continuing into the scrotum). Do at least 10 or 20 seconds of this showy move: Repeatedly pull his penis into your mouth, then push it out, using suction, while keeping that tongue in motion.
Bakos also recommends making eye contact from time to time, which will help you connect with your partner.
Rein in Your Reflex
Is he packing more heat than your sensitive gag reflex can handle? “Concentrate attention during fellatio on the head of his penis and the first third of the shaft,” Bakos says. “Focus on his perineum (the spot between his butt and balls), and he won’t notice or care that you don’t take the entire shaft into your mouth. Plus, Lou’s ring and seal trick fools him into thinking you are taking in more than you are.”
Time It Right
Some days, a blow job is just an amuse bouche to warm him up for intercourse. “Follow his lead if he pulls back from stimulation,” Bakos says. “He knows his body. Put his hand on your vagina and let him stimulate you until his excitement subsides a bit.”
Of course, sometimes you want him to get off. To ensure a powerful climax, Bakos suggests applying light pressure to his perineum using your thumb or finger.
“And if you want to give him something really special when he’s near ejaculation” she says, “Take his pelvis in both hands and rock him toward you so that he goes deeper into your mouth.”
To Spit or Swallow?
Whether you swallow is a personal choice. Bakos recommends swallowing as it makes “a man feel totally accepted and loved.”
The simplest posture for this, Bakos says, is lying back with your head off the bed. “Your mouth and throat will form a smooth line. Have him straddle your face for the elegant finish to a perfect blow job.”
If you don’t want to swallow, you can have him leave the condom on as he ejaculates, or suggest that he finish on your breasts.
Bouncing Back From a No-Go
Let’s say you’ve followed these tips and he’s still not coming. Don’t take it personally, and don’t beat a dead horse (or a limp noodle). “Sometimes the world’s greatest blow job won’t get him up or keep him there. If he’s been drinking heavily, is on medication, or ejaculated 10 minutes ago, give your mouth a rest and put his into action. Maybe it’s your turn today, not his.” Well, if you insist …
Getting Yours
Once you’ve got the basics committed to muscle memory, you can put more of your attention to getting off while you’re giving head? Really!
Tell Us: What’s your slam-dunk blow job move?
Tags: oral sex - OralSex - perfect blow job - PerfectBlowJob - sex - sex bible - sex tips - SexTips - susan bakos - susan crain bakos - SusanCrainBakos
MISTRESS EVA LORDES: OK, my dirty cockwhores! Take notes and practice often! Always remember your best blow job (if you are that lucky!) and do what felt good to you!
Sep
25
By Julieanne Smolinski
From country star Loretta Lynn’s delightful memoir, “Still Woman Enough,” she discloses that she didn’t know that having babies was caused by having sex until after she was married and pregnant.
We hear you, Loretta. After a recent informal survey around the office, we found out that we had some pretty wacky sexual misconceptions growing up. So we asked our friends, co-workers, and Twitter buddies to tell us their most wrong-headed notions about “makin’ time.”
Below, check out our roundup of childhood sexual misconceptions, helpfully ranked on a scale of Sexual Confusion. And thank your lucky stars for public school and HBO, because if we hadn’t eventually learned about sex, we’d all be pregnant, in prison, or incredibly frustrated by the search for the elusive navel G-spot.
Misconception: “I thought sex was naked people on top of each other groping and kissing, like in movies. In fifth grade, my brother told me the penis went INSIDE. I was horrified.” — Meg, 28
Sexual Confusion Index: 3 out 11 Andy Dicks
Misconception: “My babysitter told me you could get AIDS from crying.” — Laura, 32.
Sexual Confusion Index: 3.5 out of 6 Alexis Arquettes
Misconception: “Penis + bellybutton = baby. I used to think that was the only way to do it, but now I realize that’s just my preferred method.” — Sarah, 25
Sexual Confusion Index: 2 out of 6 Anne Heches
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Misconception: “The boyfriend I had when I was 18 still thought that girls only had one ‘hole.’” — Gina, 23
Sexual Confusion Index: 4 out of 7 Lohans
Misconception: “I once asked my grandma, ‘Why do they call it blow if you suck?’” — Alexis, 24.
Sexual Confusion Index: 2 out of 11 Andy Dicks
Misconception: “I thought a girl got pregnant when a guy peed in her.” — Erin, 26.
Sexual Confusion Index: 3 out of 6 Alexis Arquettes
Misconception: “I had no concept of a penis. I thought men had three balls and that’s it. I’m glad I was wrong.” — Diana, 24.
Sexual Confusion Index: 5 out of 6 Anne Heches
Misconception: “My parents gave me the ‘Where Did I Come From?’ book when I was really young. So from the illustrations I thought babies were made by two hippies.” — Maggie, 28
Sexual Confusion Index: 2 out of 7 Lohans
Misconception: “I used to think that sex was for two people who really loved each other.” — Molly, 23
Sexual Confusion Index: 7 out of 7 Andy Dicks
Misconception: “I knew that sperm and eggs made babies. But, my parents neglected to mention these things came from people. For several years I thought that you could pick up eggs and sperm and go home and make yourself a baby. Kinda like pancakes.” — Ben, 26
Sexual Confusion Index: 5 out of 6 Alexis Arquettes
Misconception: “Two words: vagina dentata.” - Tom, 29
Sexual Confusion Index: 4 out of 5 Anne Heches
MISTRESS EVA LORDES: I am curious to hear about your sexual misconceptions! You may confess by leaving a comment!
Sep
25
By Lemondrop Staff
A recent study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine supports a claim long-feared by men and long-reinforced by bad standup comedians: When it comes to female sexual pleasure, penis size matters.
Look, we all know that there are a lot of other factors that make sex good or bad — sometimes, we’d give up an inch of penis for an ounce of personality. But other times … well, sometimes a tiny cigar is just a tiny cigar.
A below-average skinflute is one thing, but can you honestly find happiness with a guy who’s packing a micropenis? We asked women about their own experiences dealing with seriously small equipment, and here’s what they had to say on the subject. Feel differently? (Feel anything at all? Is it in yet?) Let us know in the comments.
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“And I Felt … Nothing.”
“The smallest penis I ever saw belonged to the first guy I ever had sex with. Literally didn’t see it coming … It wasn’t until I saw him thrusting that I realized he was inside me. I was too shocked to comment and, thankfully, he finished a minute later. It’s all been uphill from there.” — Sam, Union City, N.J.
Maybe I Should’ve Stuck With Girls
“Once, long after high school, I ran into my teenage crush at a party. He and I ended up in a room alone and things quickly went from cuddling to kissing. I put my hand down his pants to try to get him hard, but after a minute of searching, I found out he already was. All I could think was, ‘That’s it?’ He could barely get inside me and kept flopping trying to stay in. It totally made me miss my ex … who I’d left because she was a girl.” — Michelle, Long Beach, Calif.
Catch 22 … Millimeters
“I met a guy through friends who I clicked with on every possible level. We both loved cooking, superhero comics and getting high to watch bad Nicolas Cage movies. I really wanted things to work with him, so I waited a couple of dates before going past second base. You can imagine my horror when my ‘ideal guy’ ended up being too small for a handjob with more than two fingers. How could I tell our mutual friends that I broke up with this great guy because it was like having sex with a golf pencil?” — Juliet, Toledo, Ohio
Not My Kind of Meat
“A few friends and I stayed at my guy friend’s vacation house on a snowboarding trip. We’d been conducting a long-distance relationship for a while, but we’d never actually been intimate. While everyone slept, he and I snuck into his room for some alone time. We started making out, and I did the standard slow-crawl down to his boxers because I hoped he’d go from a semi to a ‘full-on’ by the time I got there. Turns out, that was as good as it got. I had no choice but to persevere, feeling like I had a Vienna sausage in my mouth. I was so turned off that I got up, laid next to him and pretended to be tired.” — Rachel, Jersey City, N.J.
Can’t Say I Didn’t Try
“I spent months and months ‘fooling around’ with a guy who would never go all the way. I thought he was being old fashioned or something until he finally admitted that he had a really small penis — maybe 2 inches, erect. I decided that I was going to be cool about it and not let that stand in the way of our relationship. But when the sex just wasn’t working (I don’t fake orgasm on principle, and he was freaked that I never came), he accused me — as ALL guys with small dicks do — of having a ‘loose vagina.’ Whatever, buddy. Thanks for giving me an excuse to sleep with guys on the first date.” — Rachael, Charlottesville, Va.
The Little Liar
“I’d been eyeing a guy since sophomore year of college. He was funny and incredibly hot, which he knew, of course. He acted like a total player and always made references to how ‘big’ he was around his friends, which should’ve been a warning sign. When we finally hooked up and he turned out to be microscopic, I played it cool, not wanting to humiliate him but feeling really awkward. Who talks up their penis when it’s obviously this small? But I really liked him, and saw his complex (and his size) as a challenge. I kept fooling around with him in hopes that maybe I could teach him some technique and the relationship would be worth it. Finally, he told me he couldn’t be in ‘a serious relationship’ but was fine with a ‘friends with benefits’ situation. Uh, what benefits? We’re still friends, and amazingly, he still says things about how well-endowed he is and how great he is in bed. As much as I would love to burst that bubble sometimes, I don’t want to blow up his spot. Let his next ‘friend’ find out for herself.” — Liezl, Philadelphia
The Final Word
OK, so just because nearly all the girls we asked about really small penises had bad experiences doesn’t mean everybody will. Take Emily in New York, for instance, who says she’s never minded a cocktail wiener. “Like short guys, dudes with small schlongers usually try pretty hard to compensate in the oral department. So while they may not be as satisfying during actual intercourse, the overall experience can benefit.”
Tell us: Have you ever dealt with anything under 2 inches? Can you make it work, or is it a no-go?
Tags: sex advice - SexAdvice - small penis - SmallPenis
MISTRESS EVA LORDES: I am a size queen! I love a long cock but it needs to be thick too. If you dont have the whole package why bother? Dont worry, I have other uses for small dick losers!
Sep
23
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Sep
19
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My call buttons may not work so go to the left options and make a call to me!
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Sep
19
We are working around the clock, all through the night and all through the weekend to get us back up and running as soon as we can. That said, this has turned into a situation we didn’t expect. Simply put in, the system is very complicated. The system is very complicated and we will need another week to get us in a place where we can go live. Yes. Another week.
I know that most of you have 2 main concerns. Your Money and your customers.
To help with both of these concerns, we are inviting you to use the beta site. You can get there by going to beta.niteflirt.com. Take calls, send mail, tell your best customers they can log into their accounts and give you a call. Everything you earn will be paid. If you elect Express Pay, the 2% fee will not be charged, but it also won’t run as smoothly as before. This will allow you to earn money and connect with your favorite customers as we continue to work to get us back up. And the bugs you find will help us identify issues and get the site back up quicker and once it is up it will be stronger.
But be warned – this is not our best foot forward and is not a site we are ready to reveal to the general public. You will have problems.
Listings are not sorted correctly.
When you have payments deducted from your account it says paycheck, even if you are paid by direct deposit.
Some calls won’t go through.
Some people won’ be able to recharge on the phone.
Some calls won’t post to your account! Keep notes on all your calls and if a call does not post within 10 minutes of it ending, let us know by filling out a customer support form.
Some people can’t even see the site.
800-TO-FLIRT is down. Extensions do not work.
Other crazy things will happen, go wrong and not work. When this happens send us a support form. Please try to avoid posting the details of your account in the forum – this is for your own privacy and we may miss some posts. It will help us tremendously to detail the issue in a support form.
Please, please don’t get worried when something goes wrong. If you don’t want to deal with a service that is not 100% - don’t take calls. Not to sound harsh, but it is really as simple as that.
I know your mad and you have a right to be. And no matter what I say, you will still be mad. I’m not even going to try and say something that I think will make you feel better. We know we made a mistake and we know it is going to take a lot to get back in your good graces. But if we could keep the conversation here to questions it would benefit us all. If you want to let us have it, you can do it in a support form - at least then you others can get their questions answered.
We’re working on this and we will be back. We really appreciate your patience and understanding.
Below are some previous posts of interest.
Sampling of the beta site: http://forum.niteflirt.com/forums/3-Customer-Support/topics/433-Sampling-the-Beta-Site#2927
What is going on: http://forum.niteflirt.com/forums/3-Customer-Support/topics/15-What-s-Going-On-!-#2965
Why we are not live and don’t have a time frame. http://forum.niteflirt.com/forums/3-Customer-Support/topics/161-We-will-*not*-be-going-live-Thursday#1313
Why we are not up: http://forum.niteflirt.com/forums/3-Customer-Support/topics/51-Why-we-are-not-up—
Speaker Pay: http://forum.niteflirt.com/forums/3-Customer-Support/topics/385-Speaker-Payment
We did not go up Thursday: http://forum.niteflirt.com/forums/3-Customer-Support/topics/161-We-will-*not*-be-going-live-Thursday
Why we don’t have a time frame http://forum.niteflirt.com/forums/3-Customer-Support/topics/161-We-will-*not*-be-going-live-Thursday#1313
