Mistress Eva Lordes Adults Only 18+

Joshua Chaney
Posted: Mar 16th 2009 9:48PM

Filed under: Culture, The Economy, Muskingum College

When times are tough, families are forced to buckle down and focus on the stuff they just can’t live without. I’m talking the absolute essentials - food, shelter and, of course, sex.

In fact, some businesses in the skin industry say they do better in a bad economy. The owner of an Ohio-based condom manufacturer said business is better than ever.

“We’re doing well,” Brian Frank of Undercover Condoms told the Columbus Dispatch. “There’s been some effect from the downturn, but overall we’re still growing.”

According to the Nielsen Co., sales of male contraceptives in food, drug and mass-merchandise stores increased 6.4 percent in the last 13 weeks of 2008 compared to 2007. The number of condoms also rose 2.4 percent during that same period. Sales in January followed the same trend, up 5.3 percent compared to the previous year.

Condom manufacturers attribute the correlation to people staying home and resorting to cheaper forms of “recreation,” while also being reluctant to have more kids in uncertain times.Condoms aren’t the only things selling strong. The porn industry made a whopping $12 billion in 2007 and some filmmakers attending the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas in January said sales were up in December and January.

Nicholas Steele, CEO of Bluebird America, told Fox 5 in Las Vegas that his company shoots about 100 videos a month due to a steadily strong demand.

Outside of sex, being a dentist still pays well, one doctor says. Toothaches aren’t waiting for more economically convenient times, even though clients are tending to opt out of more preventative procedures.

Cell phones and video games can be checked on that essentials list as well, it seems.

The nation’s largest wireless provider, Verizon Wireless, is still running strong as well. Verizon’s revenues are growing as more and more of its over 80 million customers send more photos, videos and text messages and run web applications.

Many video game companies are thriving as well. Despite the retail industry projecting the slowest Christmas sales growth in six years, the video game industry was on track to increase revenues by 30 percent in 2008.

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Below is a list of D/s (BDSM) activities that you may find helpful in guiding your servitude. This is a list meant to be filled out by you the submissive, for MY use.
Col 1-Answer YES or NO next to each item to indicate if you have ever DONE that activity.
Col 2-For each YES indicate for each item how you FEEL about that activity.
Scale of 0 to 5. A zero means you did not like that activity but you are willing to do it to please me. 5 means the activity is a wild turn-on. D/k means I don’t know what this activity is and need a definition. N/a means “not sure I am willing to share this activity at this time.”
Col 3-If you have never done this activity before (answered NO), use the 3rd column to indicate if this is an activity you want to explore/try. Answer YES, NO or Not Yet next to each item to indicate if you wish to try the activity, not try the activity or not try the activity yet but open to try in the future.
Col 4-For each YES or NOT Yet, indicate for each item how you FEEL about exploring that activity by rating it on a scale of 0 to 5. A zero means you are willing to explore this activity to please me. 5 means the activity is something you are dying to try, other numbers indicating some level in between those two.

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All too often I hear people say there are basics, there are protocols or there are rules. This is simply not true. Let no one tell you that or try to convince you of that. What they have is THEIR rules. Beware that they will probably try to force them non consensually upon you.
As with everything in BDSM there are no clear basics, rights, rules or protocol. The rules/basics/protocol are individualized. Some follow the Old Guards Way, some the New Guards way, some ways are in between and others have their own ways. All that matters is that who you are involved with understand and agree with whatever basics/rules/protocol/guidelines are used.
Here are some things for you to think about and ponder. You may agree or disagree with some or all of what is written below. These are things I have heard over the years and know are practiced by people involved in BDSM. You will notice some of what is listed oppose other things listed. It’s up to you to make your choices.
Disclaimer- What is written below does not mean I agree with what is listed. Nor does it mean I oppose the things listed. These are listed here simply for you to look over, think about and create your own basics/rules/protocol/guidelines.
Regardless if you are Dom/me or sub after reading this I hope you will create your own guidelines to follow.
Basic human rights, laws and courtesy apply no matter what your proclivity.
There are normal manners and courtesy just like the rest of society. So just because you claim yourself to be a Dom/me don’t expect to treat submissive’s as if they were your submissive, that is NOT OKAY. Just because you claim yourself to be a submissive don’t expect Dom/me’s to treat you as if you are theirs, that is NOT OKAY.
No one should expect a sub to wait on a Dom/me or a Dom/me to issue orders to them when not in a relationship with them.
Until you give your gift of submission to a Dom/me. NO Dom/me has the right to intimidate, force, demand or take away
your freedom

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Mar 10th 2009
By Emerald Catron

The list of reasons to do the deed just keeps getting longer. Medical researchers are coming forward saying that having enjoyable sex can decrease the risk of heart disease in men, increase longevity in women, decrease general pain and make you feel younger.

But, perhaps most interestingly of all, Drs. Michael Roizen and Mehmet Oz, authors of “You: Being Beautiful” (and, of course, the pet docs of the all-powerful Oprah) are saying that upping your sexy time is like striking it rich. According to them, increasing sex from once a month to once a week creates an increase in happiness that’s the equivalent of $50,000 of additional income for the average American. WHAAA?!

Can this be? And if so which would you prefer — the sex or the money?

Birds do it, so do bees – and it seems they’ve been at it for longer than anyone thought.

Yesterday’s discovery of a 365- million-year-old fossilised fish in Australia proves the animal kingdom started having sex thousands of years before scientists previously believed.

The fish’s belly contained an embryo showing conception happened inside the female. Before sexual intercourse like this, eggs were fertilised and hatched outside the body.

We take a look at how sex developed from the seabed to the bedroom…

356 million BC Early invertebrate are the first creatures to have sex.

100 BC – 250 AD Explicit artwork and frescos are openly displayed in Roman homes.

100 – 800 Sex acts are depicted in the pottery of South America’s Moche civilisation along with models of everything concerning their daily lives.

180 – 193 Cerne Abbas Giant hill figure with erect phallus is carved into cliffs in Dorset – where it remains today. Pagan ceremonies are still carried out there by couples trying to conceive.

300 Kama Sutra, meaning “a treatise on pleasure”, is written by Indian sage Vatsyayana. The collection is deemed to be so precious that images of sexual acts were later carved on to buildings to ensure the Kama Sutra survived.

1275 Age of consent in Britain set at 12 but it only applies to girls.

1533 Homosexual sex between men made illegal in Britain.

1541 Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel fresco The Last Judgement is unveiled and condemned as obscene by Cardinal Carafa, who orders naked genitalia be painted over with leaves.

1655 The first pornographic novel, L’école des Filles, is published in France.

1665 The word “condom” appears in print for the first time. King Charles II’s physician Dr Conton popularised a male contraceptive made from dried lamb intestines that were then oiled to make them flexible. One of his earliest customers was Giovanni Casanova, who purchased 12 English caps, as he called them.

1875 Age of consent in Britain raised to 13.

1885 Girls under 16 banned from having sex.

1930 Hollywood adopts the Hays Code to counter indecency on screen. The code remained in place until 1968, when it was replaced by the film rating system still used today.

1948 The first Kinsey Report is published by zoologist Dr Alfred Kinsey. Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male tackled subjects including a sliding scale for homosexuality and heterosexuality, sadomasochism and extra-marital sex.

1953 Playboy is launched by Hugh Hefner in the US. Its first centrefold features Marilyn Monroe, sold for 50c and had a circulation of 53,991.

At its peak the magazine sold more than seven million copies.

1960 Contraceptive pill is invented.

1967 Homosexual acts decriminalised in Britain – age of consent is set at 21.

1969 Actress Jane Birkin releases Je t’aime with Serge Gainsbourg. The song was banned in the UK for its sexually explicit lyrics sung against a background of women moaning in pleasure.

1972 Woody Allen releases Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex – But Were Afraid to Ask, playing, among other thing, a sperm. The film includes spoof TV show What’s Your Perversion?

1989 Pornographic websites start to appear on the internet.

1989 Movie When Harry Met Sally is released starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. The fake orgasm scene has since become one of the most famous in Hollywood film history.

Mar 5th 2009
By Emerald Catron

For such a bland doll, Barbie sure has caused a lot of controversy in her 50 years of existence. Now she has parents outraged about her latest iteration, Totally Stylin’ Tattoo Barbie, which comes with a palette of temporary tattoos and a gun with which to apply them.

Oh, Barbie, how the mighty have fallen. You used to wear tennis outfits and hang out in mansions. Now you come with a “Ken” tramp stamp and a gigantic purple belt buckle.

In addition to this tattoo trouble, Barbie’s bad rep with young girls’ self-image has led to the proposal of the “Ban Barbie Bill” in West Virginia. That’s right, Totally Stylin’ Tattoo Barbie will not only look like an outlaw, she may actually be one too.

MISTRESS EVA SAYS:
I am still waiting for the Dominatrix Barbie! I should add that I had over 20 Barbies growing up and a few Kens. My dolls did things that would make Penthouse jealous! Yes, I had Barbie Orgies! (And you wonder why I am so twisted now?!)

Mar 6th 2009
By Kristen Rollins

In a recent post, I talked to booty experts Em and Lo about my frustration at having less sex the longer I was with my guy. While I was relieved to know that my sack-session-slowdown was normal, I still wondered what other people’s lust lives were really like. So I asked friends … How much sex is enough, and how much is too much?

Here’s what they had to say:

“Sex two to three times a week is more than enough for me, actually sometimes that’s even too much. I’ve been with my boyfriend for three years and I guess we’ve just gotten used to each other. Most nights, we’d rather fall asleep then go through the motions of having sex.” — Rebecca, 28

“Wait, there’s such a thing as too much sex?” — Sarah, 26

“With work, graduate school and the stress of my everyday life, sex is the last thing on my mind, much to my boyfriend’s dismay. So for me, once to twice a week, tops, is enough. That sounds bad doesn’t it?” — Lauren, 26

Click here to read more responses — and add your own.

“The first year my guy and I were together was amazing. I’d say we had sex almost every time we saw each other. Obviously as time went on, our sex lives slowed down a little, but we still make sure to find time to keep that part of our relationship going strong. If the sexual chemistry isn’t there anymore, what’s the fun of being in a relationship?” — Natalie, 23

“If someone’s complaining about too much sex, maybe they’re with the wrong person. As for enough sex, I’d say four times a week keeps me satisfied, although I’m always game for more!” — Kara, 23

“I think the right amount of sex is different for everyone. Taking in factors outside of my relationship has a lot to do with the number of times I have sex each week, and each week happens to be different. Sometimes I really am tired, or I really don’t feel well, contrary to popular excuses! But satisfying sex is part of every good relationship. I think I average about three times a week.” — Ashley, 27

“Ugh too much sex is when I just want to watch MTV reruns after working all day and my boyfriend is hounding me to get into bed with him. But I guess I’d say enough sex is two times a week, if I’m feeling generous.” — Sam, 26

So … how much sex do you think is enough in a relationship? Leave comments!