Mistress Eva Lordes Adults Only 18+

As a Mistress, part of what I do is peel away all the brick walls you have so I can expose the real you. Then things get really interesting. You have no where to hide anymore, I know all your strengths, weaknesses, kinks and weirdness. The magical moment happens when you are cherished, adored and Dominated for the first time as just yourself. Raw, naked and kneeling before me. That is when I want your submission. That is when your true submission begins. It will be scary because you have to trust me not to harm you in this very vulnerable state. Know that I will be there for you. Yes, I will fuck with your head and do painful things to your body but I will NEVER harm you.

So are you ready to be vulnerable? Are you ready to let all the walls come tumbling down? Are you ready to submit with your whole being? Then give me a call. My rate is only .99 cents per minute so we can take our time.

Call me at 1-800-TO-FLIRT Ext: 0306455

Treat yourself to a call with me.

1-800-TO-FLIRT Extension: 0306455 Only 99 Cents per minute.

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the

correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,