Apr 26

Sometimes I get calls that just stick out. Sometimes its how Kinky it was but this caller was different

The man had a 2 inch cock but to my surprise he was married. About a year ago his wife decided she didnt want to have sex anymore. Time to time she would give him a hand job. Which under the circumstances, that seemed fair to me. She has told him that may change too. Now her “real man” is a large vibe. The only way he gets near her pussy is by sucking her Vibe after she has played with it.

One time he was able to get the head of his cock in her but she quickly told him to get out. He does get to hump her with panties on and the vibe in her.

The shocker is that they are still happily married. At least that is what he said!

Mistress Eva Lordes

Apr 26


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Apr 26

We can thank the Industrial Revolution for the means of producing mechanical vibrators: in 1869 and 1872, George Taylor patented the first steam powered “massage and vibratory apparatii.” These were promptly introduced as a medical apparatus for the treatment of “hysteria”: was the lady of the house feeling blue, or depressed, or a little light on equal cultural privileges? What could make her feel better than a bit of “uterine manipulation” by a medical doctor, until her stress dissipated in a series of muscle spasms?


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The obvious popularity of this treatment drove the vibrator to become a household appliance by 1905, advertised in women’s magazines and catalogs in extremely vague terms that refered to women’s health and increased vitality. Unfortunately, vibrators’ brief moment in the sun of legitimacy clouded over when they started showing up in the early stag films of the twenties. They lingered in the twilight world of novelty devices, or disguised as massagers, until the seventies when the first vibrator was actually marketed as a sexual accessory.

“Steam-powered Manipulator (1860s)
Electro-massage machine (1888)
Concussor (1898)
Medical Rubbing Apparatus (1876)
Physician’s Vibragenitant (1906)
Vibratile (1899)
Muscle Beater (1904)
Electric Health Generator (1928)

from Rachel P. Maines, The Technology of Orgasm.”

This boomed into a huge, albeit aesthetically-questionable business of unattractive sex toys, that was partly remedied by the entry into the fray of women-owned sex stores, and more informed and demanding customers. You wanted your toys to be better made and more attractive, and you got it. Vibrators now come in every color and design imaginable, so you can get off with a rubber Ducky, a tube of lipstick, or a brightly-colored sea creature if you so choose. It’s easier than ever to buy a vibrator and take it for a spin. Even if you’re not feeling blue, those resultant “muscle spasms” will, at the very least, relieve tension and put a smile on your face!

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Apr 24

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Apr 22

4/22/07 Festival of Ishtar (Babylonian)

Excerpt from “The GrandMother of Time”
By: Zsuzsanna E. Budapest

Who is Ishtar? She is the great Goddess, “the Star”, a derivation of Inanna. Slandered often in the Bible as the Whore of Babylon. she was a sexual deity whose very fecundity was the Life of her people. She appears in the Bible as Ashtoreth and Asherah. She was a major divinity before any of the patriarchal gods appeared. She represented Life and Light. Many of her Hymns were plagiarized, taken over, and put into the Bible to praise the new male god.

Who does make the green herb spring up, Mistress of mankind! Who hast created everything, who dost guide aright all creatures! Mother Ishtar whose power no god can approach! A prayer will I utter, may she do unto me what seems good to her….O my Mistress, make me to know my deed, establish for me a place to rest! Absolve my sins, lift up my face!

Ishtar was the soul of her people, the every essence of their power and love.

Honor the Goddess by making sex a mind blowing sacred act. In her time, sex is not sinful or forbidden.

Blessed be,
Mistress Eva Lordes

Apr 22

I wanted to take a slightly different direction with my Blog posts today. Today is Earth Day and the Health of this planet is of great importance to me. When we hurt the enviroment, we are actually hurting ourselves. We all part of one big ecosystem. Many people are in major denial about the impact the human race has made on the face of this planet. Come on people, time to wake up and return to reality.

Each of us have a duty to give back to the planet what we have taken away. So recycle! If you own land, plant trees. If you live in the city and far from Nature, use energy saving light bulbs and appliances. Go online and google ways to do your part.

Contribute to wildlife conservatory groups and invest into noncarbon based energy (wind fuel, corn fuel etc) companies. Buy organic food so less pesticides are used. Get rid of motor fuel by going to waste management instead of dumping it on the ground.

Make your land nature friendly. Even a Bird Feeder is a simple way to give back to Mother Nature.
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Imagine if every person on this planet worked hard to heal the planet and work toward Peace.

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Apr 21

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Apr 21

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Apr 19

When I am going to play with a sub in person, one thing I ask him is about what turns him on as a submissive. Knowledge is power. The more I know about a sub, the better I can truly Dominate him.

I recently had a sub who truly craved to be anally trained but he couldnt handle “deep” penetration. That was fine and great because I had plenty of smaller toys I could use. So I gloved up and went exploring to see what I had to work with. I was impressed how “relaxed” he was and starting to slide in another finger..then another until I had all my fingers in him! Come to find out the guys fists himself! Before I know it, I was too then he says I can go deeper. What happened to “not able to take deep penetration”? Next time I will have my elbow high rubber gloves on!

I dont know if he thought I would be taken back that he does it or what? After 16 years of BDSM play, it takes a lot to shock me. He likes slutty scenes and he got one. Him and slut mandy are neck to neck for “The Kinky Slut of the Month Award!” Trust me, there has been some close Seconds!

(Photo Note: Ironically SAMS can also mean “Smart Ass Masochists”)

Women were a big reason why we won WW2. While the men were fighting the women worked in the factories to make bombs and equipment for the troops. Posters like above were made to empower women to do more than wait at home for their husbands to return. History was changed. Women realized that they could do more than be a secretary, nurse or housewife. We have come a long way baby!

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Apr 17

::Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women::

My Thoughts: If this indeed proves that ingesting cum could possibly save the lives of women, great. As a rule women are living longer than men. Maybe they need to do a study to see men live longer if they drink womens cum. ;-)

Its funny enough that this study was done in North Carolina but I am sure these guys had to get a grant.. I would have loved to be a fly on their wall! Subject A consumed ejaculate from Subject C in the amount of 1.5 ounces….

This song instantly came to mind:

Words and Music by Richard M. Sherman
and Robert B. Sherman

In ev`ry job that must be done, there is an element of fun.
You find the fun and snap the job`s a game.
And ev`ry task you undertake becomes a pice of cake.
A lark! A spree! It`s verry clear to see.

That a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Medicine go dow-wown, medicine go down.
Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
in the most delightful way.

A robin feathering his nest has very little time to rest
while gathering his bits of twine and twig.
Though quite intent in his pursuit, he has a merry tune to toot.
He knows a song will move the job along.

For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Medicine go dow-wown, medicine go down.
Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
in the most delightful way.

The honey bees that fetch the nectar from the flower to the comb
never tire of ever buzzing to and fro.
Because they take a little nip, from ev`ry flower that they sip.
And hence, they find their task is not a grind.

For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Medicine go dow-wown, medicine go down.
Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
in the most delightful way.

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